Every morning, when you’re done splitting firewood, shoot 100 free throws. If you make 90 or more of them, reward yourself with a hamburger. If you make 100, call me up and I’ll come over and punch you in the face, because you’re a liar.
Ron Swanson, “Hoosier Basketball Fundamentals”, excerpted from Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America by Leslie Knope
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